You have two cows
2006-02-10The first two cows jokes, originated as a parody of a typical economic example, …were meant to compare opposing economic systems.”.
(from Wikipedia)
| Democracy | You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk. |
| Nacism | You have two cows. The government takes both and then shoots you. |
| Capitalism | You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. |
“..The jokes evolved into satire of various political, cultural, social and philosophical systems and theories.”.
(from Uncyclopedia)
| Did you mean You wish you have two cows? | |
| England | You’ve two cows. They go mad. |
| Yoda | Two cows, you have. |
| Romanticism | The cows have each other. |
| Atheism | What cows? |
| Philip Glass | You have two cows. You have two cows. You have two cows. |
| The Simpsons | You have two cows. They are yellow. |
