Well, I’m rumblin’ in this JCB. I’m 5 years old and my dad’s a giant sitting beside me. And the engine rattles my bum like berserk While we’re singin, “Don’t forget your shovel if you want to go to work!”

JCB, a song by Nizlopi.

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Don Quixote: “Chivalry demands I destroy that evil thing.”

Sancho Panza: “No, master. It is something ordinary and harmless.”

Don Quixote: (falls down)

THE END

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