“Love to watch people coming in unsure of what they want, peering up at the board, realising they can”t really read it and they’re keeping everyone waiting and ordering something random in a panic.”.

“Then there’s eggbaconchipsandbeans which should be fairly self-explanatory and a good place for a cup of tea and a think, which is similarly obvious.”.

“Crispy little chips and a triangular egg. Formidable!
A big pile of bacon and a mass of beans with a splendid smear of juice up the side of the plate.”.
By Russell Davies.